She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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