Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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