lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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