fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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