why didn't you poke me back
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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