somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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