Sponge bath it is.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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