babies were throwing up all over the place
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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