dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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