Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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