I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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