I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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