This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just want nice things and good sex
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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