Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
zippers are such a cool invention
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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