Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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