You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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