dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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