Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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