Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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