i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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