we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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