and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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