Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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