we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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