areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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