chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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