There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize