I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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