mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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