:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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