you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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