yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
