What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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