Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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