i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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