Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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