dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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