what's the vibe there?
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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