that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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