On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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