Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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