I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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