So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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