I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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