if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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