Don't make out with my wife yet
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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