his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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