Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them