If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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