You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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