You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
