i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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