is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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