My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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