Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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