Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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