I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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