omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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